Sunday, March 16, 2008

$5275.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth.

12 comments:

Arielle said...

jonesy is $5475

Mahana said...

Crap! I'm only $4675. Probably the whole junk food thing and I don't have much meat on my bones and the tanning.

Hananjo said...

How is Jonesy worth so much? I was $4,925. Did he tell them he had elephantis or something?

Jonesy said...

guys...c'mon, its not suprising at all that I'm worth the most. I could have told you that without using this crazy calculator.

Mahana said...

hmm, so as the highest, what do you recommend we do to up our worth? xbox? golf? oh wait I know, you put up with arielle everyday so your body has to be tough to handle that. which means I should take the test after hawaii.

Claire and Greg said...

Guess I should send Greg Arielle's way if she increase the value of bodies. Greg is worth 3095! We Win!

Claire and Greg said...

Hey, we win for the lowest and the highest. I'm worth 5475..BEAT THAT! must be that extra layer of fat.

Claire and Greg said...

or the half a stomach that I don't use....

Jonesy said...

Mahana--I guess the emotional strain from arielle some how equates to a higher body value.
Claire--Arielle always brags about being older than you, but I guess this is one case where first is the worst, second is the best...

Jane said...

i was worth a little more than mahana, but now i'm going to take the test over and lie about everything( instead of just the one i lied about the first time, that would be eating habits.}

Anonymous said...

oh man. since i can't be the highest, I guess I might as well get into those cadbury eggs and sees chocolates. ooh and I think I have a tub of cream cheese I can wallow in.

Mahana said...

so i went back and took the test and lied about tanning (never) and my eating habits (nutritious) and I got $5575. What the ??? I get an extra grand for not tanning and eating good. hmm is it worth it??? nope.