1. no jam on white toast, just butter and peanut butter.
2. jam is ok on wheat.
3. cinnamon sugar is acceptable on white bread.
4. there must be lots of butter and only a thin layer of jam.
5. the only acceptable jam is "homestead strawberry" from the wildberry factory.
6. he will not eat the butts of the bread. (except the one time I ran out and turned it backwards so he wouldn't see it. I was nervous all day.)
I learned all of this after making the terrible terrible mistake of putting jam on his white toast this morning. I even used the proper jam.
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Warning: do not forget the rules, or you will be given the same look of disappointment that I received this morning.
i'm going to copy this rule list so i don't make any mistakes when i come. ( or maybe really so i can mix it all up and see the results when i'm there!]
its about time this is put in writing...
Maybe you need to get the "Jonesy's Rules of Food Prep" framed for your kitchen. Then do an "Arielle's rules for being married to her" for the bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, and living room. That way it's all written down. muhahahaha.
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