Just to preface, today karma totally came through for grandma jane. Remember when she helped watch the kids so Jake wouldn't miss work and I could go to Seattle? Well Kohi took off his diaper--his POOPY diaper and smeared it all over the crib and himself while she was watching him. And yes I did laugh and thanked heaven above it wasn't me at the time. Oh how the fates mock me now because this morning he did it again. He also managed to get it on the floor (thank goodness that room doesn't have carpet!)and on the blinds...the fabric mechoshade black outs. awesome. He was literally covered head to toe with poo. Even near his mouth so I forced him to have his mouth brushed with toothpaste. I'm usually good with poopy diapers...my gag reflex hasn't kicked in in a long time. Today I thought I was going to die. I kept running out of the room and down the hall--the smell was permeating my house--to get some clean air. I would have stuck my head to the window but it was also covered in poo. gross. From now on I guess he'll have to wear clothes to bed.
2 comments:
i am so sorry, but i did get a good laugh! lori will be able to relate the best because cullen was a poo spreader too. try duct tape all the way around the diaper.
I remember Cullen getting in her diaper and smearing it on the back of the couch. It was like chunky peanut butter. Maybe that's why I only eat smooth.
-A
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